Hello my Peepholes!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...temporary contractors...lend me your ears, and anything else you can spare for that matter. Welcome to The Truthful Ramblings of Fuller Schitt. I, Fuller Schitt, your humble narrator, realize that I'm currently writing for an audience of zero. However, I hope that will change as my thoughts spill forth upon this page like cocaine on Courtney Love's coffee table. Look for a first official entry soon. Copy, Roger, Mildred...over and out!